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'Do you have planning permission for this construction?'

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

God in the bunker.

What luck!

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

"Delivery."

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

"At last - no Trump."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

Drawing on an island.

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

"We both knew this day would come, Samantha... I'm leaving you and taking the kids."

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

"Did someone forget to invite Dwayne?"

'We're being offered a two-week vacation on a tropical island.'

'The infrared reading is negative: It's only a scarecrow... Let's go...'

'This is the bit where we are supposed to say something ironic or funny.'

"I hope this isn't another one of your experiments in limited government."

'Let's see..I found you on friday, so I'll call you Frasier.'

'Before you came along I was beginning to forget what a woman looked like!'

"Did someone forget to invite Dwayne?"

"Don't worry, it isn't yours."

Hmm...all the best!

Castaway on island with just one tree has hammock washed up on shore.

"Please tell me it's not coconut!"

'I'm sorry I don't date people from other islands!'