Castaway Strategist Pillows

'Do you have planning permission for this construction?'

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

What luck!

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

Drawing on an island.

"Delivery."

"At last - no Trump."

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

"We both knew this day would come, Samantha... I'm leaving you and taking the kids."

"Did someone forget to invite Dwayne?"

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

'This is the bit where we are supposed to say something ironic or funny.'

'The infrared reading is negative: It's only a scarecrow... Let's go...'

'We're being offered a two-week vacation on a tropical island.'

"I hope this isn't another one of your experiments in limited government."

'Let's see..I found you on friday, so I'll call you Frasier.'

Hmm...all the best!

'I'm sorry I don't date people from other islands!'

"Don't worry, it isn't yours."

'Before you came along I was beginning to forget what a woman looked like!'

"Please tell me it's not coconut!"

"Did someone forget to invite Dwayne?"

Island appears, castaway follows.

Castaway on island with just one tree has hammock washed up on shore.