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Desert Island Meals.

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Fall on a desert island

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

Desert Planet

Drawing on an island.

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"Delivery."

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

"At last - no Trump."

"I spy something blue."

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

'Ready or Not here I come.'

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

"We both knew this day would come, Samantha... I'm leaving you and taking the kids."

'This is the bit where we are supposed to say something ironic or funny.'

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

Man on desert island picks the fishing hooks out of the fish he is eating.

'Let's see..I found you on friday, so I'll call you Frasier.'

Castaway with nothing to do.

"Did someone forget to invite Dwayne?"

Castaway attaches a motor to a desert island.

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

"Don't worry, it isn't yours."

Island appears, castaway follows.