Cartel Cartel Curious Gifts

Arrest of La Tuta

The government is lying to us about life on the moon phobia.

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

Book Thief in True Crime Department

"Labor Shortage? Why don't we just clone our employees"

'The Dyslexic Demonologist'

"Hi everyone, thanks for channeling in to help me with my ancestry project."

'Now that I've been cloned, I can sleep twice as much.'

"We were shopping nearby, so I brought Andrew over to see you in action."

'...I think I found Ursa Major.'

"Being reborn, eh? What better time to learn about our Lord? He was smooshed for your sins - did you know that?!"

Bio-Genetic Research Lab. When I ask about cloning all I get is double-talk.

'Miss Topple, I wish to be cloned. Make an appointment.'

"What the hell was in that?!"

Since the cloning, Professor Kane's workload has eased up considerably.

"I want to be a clone."

"Dad, tell me about the birds and the bees and safeguards."

Reincarnation Assignments. There's not much available right now --- I don't suppose you'd want to be a clone, would you?

"Sure her act is legal in a nightclub - but she was doing it in the street."

'We'll need a different package. It deems the new preservative dissolves cardboard.'

"How do you like our Wednesday-night get-togethers?"

"What 'Do-not-knock' list?"

'Talk about fun, Joey! I dialed a zillion numbers and talked to all kinds of people I couldn't even understand!'

"I've sold my airspace."

Cloning Department - "Hi Rodney - I think you know everyone."

'Hey Dad what is cloning?...Ask your mother!'

Ode to Woolly Bear.

'Do you prefer sedentary rock or Jurassic fm?'

'Are you the original, or just one of his clones?'

'Are you the original, or just one of his clones?'

Cycle of Life

"We don't mind the clones watching 'Roseanne,' but I don't think they should stay up for Charlie Rose."

'My life coach said don't wait for what you want, just take it, so I did and look where it got me.'

'No, no, lets steal this one. It has a lifetime warranty.'