Cartel Cartel Curious Mugs

Arrest of La Tuta

The government is lying to us about life on the moon phobia.

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

Book Thief in True Crime Department

"Labor Shortage? Why don't we just clone our employees"

'The Dyslexic Demonologist'

'Now that I've been cloned, I can sleep twice as much.'

"Hi everyone, thanks for channeling in to help me with my ancestry project."

'...I think I found Ursa Major.'

'Miss Topple, I wish to be cloned. Make an appointment.'

"Being reborn, eh? What better time to learn about our Lord? He was smooshed for your sins - did you know that?!"

"What the hell was in that?!"

"We were shopping nearby, so I brought Andrew over to see you in action."

Since the cloning, Professor Kane's workload has eased up considerably.

"Sure her act is legal in a nightclub - but she was doing it in the street."

"Dad, tell me about the birds and the bees and safeguards."

'We'll need a different package. It deems the new preservative dissolves cardboard.'

"How do you like our Wednesday-night get-togethers?"

'Talk about fun, Joey! I dialed a zillion numbers and talked to all kinds of people I couldn't even understand!'

"What 'Do-not-knock' list?"

"I've sold my airspace."

Cloning Department - "Hi Rodney - I think you know everyone."

'Hey Dad what is cloning?...Ask your mother!'

'Are you the original, or just one of his clones?'

'Do you prefer sedentary rock or Jurassic fm?'

Ode to Woolly Bear.

'Are you the original, or just one of his clones?'

Cycle of Life

"We don't mind the clones watching 'Roseanne,' but I don't think they should stay up for Charlie Rose."

'I see a body of water...with soap.'

'No, no, lets steal this one. It has a lifetime warranty.'