Carnival Performer Gifts

"There's not much call for bearded ladies anymore."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Mardi Gras

Clown on bike.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Clown's Comedy Fart.

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

Litter Tray Training

Fist Bumper Cars

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

Hay Rides $10

Allegro con molto espresso

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

Clown Face Painting

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

"What's your occupation?"

"Trust me. Don't do it."

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

Tunnel of TV