Celebration Entertainer Gifts

There's no need to behave like a wild animal...but it's FUN!!!

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Cow Pinatas

Champagne

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

Cardiac Recovery.

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

celebrating a birth.

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

Let's Celebrate

Jumping Man

'Silly me, I brought the wrong book -- You two just swore an oath of celibacy.'

With Compliments

Men can show their emotions!

'Huh. Where'd all my birthday decorations go???'

Westminster: The after-party

"We fear no more for today is our Independence Day!"

Party Time!

'Here comes our order.'

"Oh, just great, Dick. How are things going with you?"

"I'm not going to try and sugarcoat this..."

Me cold. Need heat cave. Fire works. To make metal tools, I need to melt these rocks. Fire works. I'd like a romantic atmosphere for my date tonight. Fire works. How should we celebrate the founding of our new nation? Fireworks!

'Something tells me asking him to delay his retirement may be futile.'

"Oh, God! I had EXACTLY the right amount to drink last night."

'You forgot your glasses again, didn't you?'

"Does he have to do that every time he gets a little grant?"

Applause

Men. Women. Party Poopers.

'See if you can get them to flambe the check, too.'

"Let there be light hors d'oeuvres."

"Footballers do this when they score"

It's National Pie Day! Let's celebrate.