Carnival Performer Pillows

"There's not much call for bearded ladies anymore."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Mardi Gras

Clown on bike.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Fist Bumper Cars

Allegro con molto espresso

Litter Tray Training

Hay Rides $10

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

Clown Face Painting

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Clown Wife

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

"What's your occupation?"

Tunnel of TV

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

"Trust me. Don't do it."