Career Reevaluation Gifts

'Is this really where we wanted to be at this stage of our lives?'

37 years in the same position.

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

'I had considered a career as an offshore commodities broker specialising in securitised asset transfers but the pension wasn't as good.'

Maybe it's now time to review our customer care strategy!"

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

"I used to be a medium, but now I'm a large."

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.

"Oh yes, we expect to replace you very soon. After all, the qualifications for the job aren't much."

Career Analyst "Well I've looked at your file and yes, your job is rubbish"

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

'I'm glad to see you finally pulled in sales. Nevertheless, you're fired. Here, we're dealing with socks and shoes, not with suits and shirts.'

"How do you know if you're under the radar or washed up?"

"Where do you see yourself getting drunk in five years?"

Guys looks in the mirror and sees himself as a prisoner.

"Remind me - if I'm no longer a footballer, and you're no longer a celebrity. . . why are we here?"

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'I used to be an accountant but I found it too depressing.'

'After being here for more than forty years - as undergraduate, graduate student instructor, professor - what saddens me most is that this was not the college of my choice.'

"Tell me again how many young minds I will have shaped by the end of my teaching career."

"I've made a fortune as a successful artist! I couldn't see this happening if I became a soldier or a worker..."

Exploring Healthcare Careers

"Have a nice day harvesting data, honey."

The Little Banker Bonus Pack

The evangelist turned lawyer's opening arguments were unconvincing

'Running away from the circus to join the world of accountancy isn't working out as I expected. . .'

'At least hanging around street corners reminds us we're at a crossroads in our lives.'

Soldier, Statesman, Travel Agent

"I don't know about you, but I don't like being a high school guidance counselor."

'I hear you're looking for bounty hunters...'