Career Reevaluation Gifts

'Is this really where we wanted to be at this stage of our lives?'

37 years in the same position.

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

'I had considered a career as an offshore commodities broker specialising in securitised asset transfers but the pension wasn't as good.'

Maybe it's now time to review our customer care strategy!"

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

Career Analyst "Well I've looked at your file and yes, your job is rubbish"

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

"Oh yes, we expect to replace you very soon. After all, the qualifications for the job aren't much."

"I used to be a medium, but now I'm a large."

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

"How do you know if you're under the radar or washed up?"

"Where do you see yourself getting drunk in five years?"

'I'm glad to see you finally pulled in sales. Nevertheless, you're fired. Here, we're dealing with socks and shoes, not with suits and shirts.'

Guys looks in the mirror and sees himself as a prisoner.

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"Remind me - if I'm no longer a footballer, and you're no longer a celebrity. . . why are we here?"

'I used to be an accountant but I found it too depressing.'

'After being here for more than forty years - as undergraduate, graduate student instructor, professor - what saddens me most is that this was not the college of my choice.'

"Tell me again how many young minds I will have shaped by the end of my teaching career."

Soldier, Statesman, Travel Agent

Exploring Healthcare Careers

'Running away from the circus to join the world of accountancy isn't working out as I expected. . .'

"I don't know about you, but I don't like being a high school guidance counselor."

The evangelist turned lawyer's opening arguments were unconvincing

"Have a nice day harvesting data, honey."

The Little Banker Bonus Pack

"I've made a fortune as a successful artist! I couldn't see this happening if I became a soldier or a worker..."

'At least hanging around street corners reminds us we're at a crossroads in our lives.'

'I hear you're looking for bounty hunters...'