Life Reevaluators Gifts

'I feel I've finally achieved closure in our relationship.'

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

Crap from the future.

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

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Life and Death

Modern Life Blues

"Remind me - if I'm no longer a footballer, and you're no longer a celebrity. . . why are we here?"

"Where do you see yourself getting drunk in five years?"

'Have you ever noticed that as you get older, your thin things get thicker and your thick things get thicker?'

I've always said ignorance is bliss, but what do I know?

"Very funny."

'I still love you - I just think we need some time away from each other.'

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

"When you say you love your life, should I be happy for you?"

'Dad, tell me again what life's about.'

Two ATMs sit side by side; one is labeled "Cash" while the other is labeled "Power".

"What's it all about?"

'My whole life flashed before my eyes. I want to talk to the guy who did the editing.'

She left him to go find herself. It only took 20 minutes, which was sort of embarrassing, so she decided to hang out at the mall for a while.

"He looks so natural."

On a mountain top a sign says - Out to lunch back a week from Tuesday.

Street sign: 'Life gets even more complicated here to corner.'

'The meaning of life? -- You CAN take a joke, can't you?'

Life is just four letters...

Highway of Life. No, Ernie, we're on cruise control. It just seems like we're going faster the further we go.

'You were a boring accountant in ten previous lives.'

"Luckily, our retirement funds are entirely in double lattes."

Man sees vending machine for 'Satisfaction' with an 'Out of Order' sign.

'You got the job, the family and now the fancy car. But it's not enough, is it? No, my friend, it's never enough.'

'Is this really where we wanted to be at this stage of our lives?'