Life Reevaluator Gifts

"They say that on your death bed it is not the thing you have done that you regret but the things you haven't. In my case like being a millionaire!"

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

"If it's all random, why are you always here?"

"Where do you see yourself getting drunk in five years?"

"When you say you love your life, should I be happy for you?"

'My whole life flashed before my eyes. I want to talk to the guy who did the editing.'

Life is just four letters...

Street sign: 'Life gets even more complicated here to corner.'

'You were a boring accountant in ten previous lives.'

'You got the job, the family and now the fancy car. But it's not enough, is it? No, my friend, it's never enough.'

'Is this really where we wanted to be at this stage of our lives?'

"Has it been in your family long?"

"With proper editing, I've had a good life."

'The New Year break really gives you a chance to have a fresh look at life...at what you're achieving with your limited time on this earth.'

The singular joy of living with a person who routinely glimpses the miraculous in the mundane.

"So, what inspired you to study engineering, get married, find a job, move to the suburbs, have a couple of kids, and grow old?"

'My problem is that I'm a nice guy.'

"Also, that random comment you made three years ago will count against you."

"With the help of Workaholics Anonymous, I was able to quit my job and take my life back."

There's no cure for birth and death, so you may as well enjoy the interval!

Planned Service Changes

"The number one reason for divorce is marriage."

The Braggart

If life was a swimming pool, everyone would be in the shallow end.

Everyday Hospice

Memoirs

Maybe you should have called them "The Ten New Year's Resolutions" --- that way they might have lasted at least a couple of weeks.

'Felton,has it occured to you that you may have taken a talent for self-effacement a bit too far?'

We believe taking the fast lane on the highway of life just gets you to the exit ramp sooner.

'It's one or the other, you can swashbuckle, or go for the gusto, but not both.'

'I'd just like to go back to the 'all this' that Ed took me away from.'

'Does the soundtrack to my life always have to be played on a wobble board?'