Life Reevaluator Prints

"They say that on your death bed it is not the thing you have done that you regret but the things you haven't. In my case like being a millionaire!"

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

"If it's all random, why are you always here?"

"Where do you see yourself getting drunk in five years?"

'My whole life flashed before my eyes. I want to talk to the guy who did the editing.'

"When you say you love your life, should I be happy for you?"

Life is just four letters...

Street sign: 'Life gets even more complicated here to corner.'

'You were a boring accountant in ten previous lives.'

'You got the job, the family and now the fancy car. But it's not enough, is it? No, my friend, it's never enough.'

'Is this really where we wanted to be at this stage of our lives?'

"Has it been in your family long?"

"With proper editing, I've had a good life."

'The New Year break really gives you a chance to have a fresh look at life...at what you're achieving with your limited time on this earth.'

The singular joy of living with a person who routinely glimpses the miraculous in the mundane.

'My problem is that I'm a nice guy.'

"So, what inspired you to study engineering, get married, find a job, move to the suburbs, have a couple of kids, and grow old?"

There's no cure for birth and death, so you may as well enjoy the interval!

"With the help of Workaholics Anonymous, I was able to quit my job and take my life back."

"Also, that random comment you made three years ago will count against you."

Planned Service Changes

"The number one reason for divorce is marriage."

If life was a swimming pool, everyone would be in the shallow end.

Everyday Hospice

Memoirs

'Felton,has it occured to you that you may have taken a talent for self-effacement a bit too far?'

'Does the soundtrack to my life always have to be played on a wobble board?'

'I'd just like to go back to the 'all this' that Ed took me away from.'

'It's one or the other, you can swashbuckle, or go for the gusto, but not both.'