Care Assistant Gifts

'When a patient is clearly in need of personal care it's imperative that you call a care assistant urgently!'

"Would you care for a slice of lemon dribble cake Mr Dobbs?"

Coalition Increases Retirement Age

City Zoo: Day Care

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

Thank you, Essential Workers

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

Handle With Care

"Did you remember my mints?"

Changing the baby.

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

Tilly Slowboy

"Hey, I got you a beautiful orchid to cheer you up until it turns into just a stick protruding from dirt."

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

"I don't leave home without it!"

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'

We're looking for a quiet neighborhood where everyone feeds us because they all believe we belong to them.

"I'll bet she was worn out by the end of teacher's meeting day."

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

'They made it like that so the kids wouldn't bother you.'

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

"I think we need to have a chat about your 'support team'..."