Care Assistant Prints

'When a patient is clearly in need of personal care it's imperative that you call a care assistant urgently!'

"Would you care for a slice of lemon dribble cake Mr Dobbs?"

Coalition Increases Retirement Age

City Zoo: Day Care

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Thank you, Essential Workers

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

Changing the baby.

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

"Hey, I got you a beautiful orchid to cheer you up until it turns into just a stick protruding from dirt."

Tilly Slowboy

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

"I don't leave home without it!"

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'

"I'll bet she was worn out by the end of teacher's meeting day."

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

Separation Anxiety

Old woman with trolley full of medication.