Cardigan Collector Gifts

Luke Warm & Over E-Z: The World's Blandest Rappers.

"I find that I don't need to hibernate as early if I wear a cardigan."

I'm a Viking! I can't go rampaging and pillaging wearing a cardigan..."

Cardigans/Truckdigans: Truck size jumpers on sale.

'Excuse me, sir- my friend, Doug here, couldn't help noticing the striking resemblance your snappy cardigan has to his Uncle Russell...'

Granny in Hell - "Would there be any chance of an extra cardigan?"

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Thank you bubbles

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"Do you do much walking?"

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Philosopher trading cards.

The Card Flinger

Joe had kept the same suit for thirty-five years!

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

"Mmm...'ll take these - they fit like a glove."

The Dandy

"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."

Football supporters.

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

Red Card - Gold Card.

Card shark

'I'm a football referee - I'll have a box of red and a box of yellow.'

"I predict that men's fashions will remain relatively stable throughout the next century and a half, whereas women's will evolve continuously, and with the speed and illogic of a juiced-up tribe of rampaging Darwinian monkeys."

Business people buying greeting cards.

"I'm looking for a card that says 'Your Love Is Priceless' for under $5."

Greeting Cards

Don't you like it, Dad?

"My little brother's almost all better. Can I get half-off?"

'He's disappointed with the Queen's card - he wanted a rude one!'

'I want one that says 'get lost' but includes a pocket compass.'

Never date a medical illustrator.

'Occassional cards'