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Cardigan Collector Mugs
Start their day with a mug that celebrates cardigans—filled with humor and charm. Perfect for cozy mornings and caffeine fixes, this mug makes a delightful gift for any cardigan lover.
"I find that I don't need to hibernate as early if I wear a cardigan."
I'm a Viking! I can't go rampaging and pillaging wearing a cardigan..."
Cardigans/Truckdigans: Truck size jumpers on sale.
'Excuse me, sir- my friend, Doug here, couldn't help noticing the striking resemblance your snappy cardigan has to his Uncle Russell...'
Granny in Hell - "Would there be any chance of an extra cardigan?"
"It was better before God took up knitting."
Pashminas are sooo noughties!
Thank you bubbles
'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'
"Do you do much walking?"
"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.
"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."
Philosopher trading cards.
The Card Flinger
Joe had kept the same suit for thirty-five years!
"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."
The Dandy
"Mmm...'ll take these - they fit like a glove."
Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.
"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."
Football supporters.
Card shark
'I'm a football referee - I'll have a box of red and a box of yellow.'
Red Card - Gold Card.
"I predict that men's fashions will remain relatively stable throughout the next century and a half, whereas women's will evolve continuously, and with the speed and illogic of a juiced-up tribe of rampaging Darwinian monkeys."
Business people buying greeting cards.
"I'm looking for a card that says 'Your Love Is Priceless' for under $5."
'He's disappointed with the Queen's card - he wanted a rude one!'
Greeting Cards
Never date a medical illustrator.
Cards: Wedding / You've Changed / You don't Understand Me / I'm Leaving! / I'm going for a pint!
"Can't you read? Our shipment is late."
Husband / Wife / On The Side
"My little brother's almost all better. Can I get half-off?"
Cardigan Collector Mugs Collection
Cardigan Collector Pillows
Discover cozy pillows featuring cardigan-inspired designs—perfect for creating a warm and inviting home environment.
Cardigan Collector Prints
Browse our artistic prints that capture the essence of cardigan collecting—great for decorating their space with a personal touch.
Cardigan Collector T-Shirts
Check out our witty t-shirts that celebrate cardigan enthusiasts—ideal for casual wear and showcasing their love for layered fashion.