Cardigan Enthusiast Gifts

New for Fall

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

"That shirt is so last year."

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

I love my cape

'I hear McKellen takes scarf wearing to new levels of flamboyance at the Old Vic...'

"Great tights!"

"I find that I don't need to hibernate as early if I wear a cardigan."

'It's our latest line-suits for t.v announcers'

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

F&E Designs. My reversible jacket didn't turn out very well.

"Tammy's Style Shop went on a selling spree."

"It's so drapey—should I get something with a crisper line?"

"C'mon. I've been saving for a rainy day.''

Shy Man at Party

"Is that my skirt?!!"

Luke Warm & Over E-Z: The World's Blandest Rappers.

'Forget it, Mum, I don't support them anymore.'

Sweaters. Remember, son, we're men. We walk in, we buy, we walk out. No browsing.

'You're going to school dressed like that? I can hardly see your underwear!'

Still in fashion

A scalf of sloanes

'But you particularly wanted a sleeveless pullover!'

'I know you want to draw attentin to your blog, but having a wardrobe malfunction won't help.'

Teddy for each day of the week

'I thought you said 36 inch neck and 16 inch sleeve.'

“If I buy this sweater, we’ll also have to buy a rustic little place upstate.”

'Never, Ever...pull on a loose thread hanging from your shirt.'

"Is Thursday O.K. or do you need it sooner?"

I'm a Viking! I can't go rampaging and pillaging wearing a cardigan..."

A sheep wearing a zip-up cardigan

'Excuse me, sir- my friend, Doug here, couldn't help noticing the striking resemblance your snappy cardigan has to his Uncle Russell...'

'I need this year's fashion, please.' - 'Trouble is, sir, you have last year's body.'