Cardigan Fans Gifts

A sheep wearing a zip-up cardigan

No littering...

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

Garbage Piñata

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Running

Animals flying kites patterned like their skins.

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

Happy birthday Darling!

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

"I find that I don't need to hibernate as early if I wear a cardigan."

Dog park. I'm terrible with names, but I'm good with butts.

Heart shaped man exercising with weights.

'The Big Beg Theory'

'Your sugar is through the roof.'

"Can you perform under pressure?"

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

'You don't have to raise your hand here, little boy.'

Cosmetic pouches.

'While we're at it - let's cruise the Bahamas!'

"...and finally..."

'It's my feature wall.'

'How come you get candy corn and I get real carrots?'

New for Fall

Tiger suddenly realizes he enrolled in the wrong class.

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

"Brrr! Lucky you, growing your own blanket!"

"Lately, I've been trying to make ends meet...I've been chasing my tail."

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

Luke Warm & Over E-Z: The World's Blandest Rappers.

Running machine with pothole.

"This next arrow should shake things up a bit!"

"Lucky I was able to find all you guys close to my house."