Cardigan Fans Pillows

A sheep wearing a zip-up cardigan

No littering...

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Running

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

Happy birthday Darling!

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

"I find that I don't need to hibernate as early if I wear a cardigan."

Heart shaped man exercising with weights.

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

'You don't have to raise your hand here, little boy.'

Cosmetic pouches.

'While we're at it - let's cruise the Bahamas!'

"...and finally..."

'It's my feature wall.'

'How come you get candy corn and I get real carrots?'

"Lately, I've been trying to make ends meet...I've been chasing my tail."

Tiger suddenly realizes he enrolled in the wrong class.

New for Fall

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

"Brrr! Lucky you, growing your own blanket!"

Luke Warm & Over E-Z: The World's Blandest Rappers.

Running machine with pothole.

"Lucky I was able to find all you guys close to my house."

"This next arrow should shake things up a bit!"

Jack Russell fails to make the cut for a basketball team.