Car Advert Giggler Gifts

Oh MAN! We're in a s**ding car advert!

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

'We like to find just the right slot for our people.'

'I told Dad you painted his car!'

'There goes the squeak in your brakes, Mrs. Ferguson.'

'If Batman can have a batmobile why can't a snowman...'

"I've found the lawnmower!"

"That's great that you're on 8 different social media sites, but how are you at bank reconciliations, accounts payable, and working?"

'AAAAH! UDDER LEECH!'

"Get another cab, Dad. This one is creepin' me out."

"See what I mean, it keeps making funny noises."

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

"Ooh, this one sounds interesting, 'Single, vegetarian, bulbous, with moves like a lava lamp'."

'Power steering.'

'I'm not sure that mentioning your diploma in 'Monkey Business' really helps your resume...'

'So do you have any marketing strategies that don't involve 'Really Big Shoes'?'

The Baby Mechanic

Something happened to the cows...

"No need to mention that the one owner was a driving school."

"It's 1ime we paid attention to effective branding."

Children and cat crashing on cart

"Wordplay - transplant. I used to be a gladiola."

'Thank goodness I remembered to bring those spares!'

Car mechanic using his limbs to lift the vehicle.

101 uses of a dead cat: clamps

'You think you're so clever don't you...you thought you could get past our recruitment safeguards...'

for crying out loud officer its a wax mannequin

'There will be a little higher charge for double stitching.'

Soup Spoon Sales Slump

'I Can't Believe It's NOT Dung!'

Closures 'R' Us - Embalming, Burials and Cremations.

'If the Energizer Bunny annoys you, don't watch him.'