Caption Contest Enthusiast Gifts

"This is all just some big caption contest to you, isn't it?"

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

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"Caption contest"

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

Join the protest march, I'm lonely.

"Having captions above makes me feel like I'm doing grand opera."

"I just think it would be a better painting if there were a short, humorous caption underneath."

Tug the Toggle

'Hmm, you might have something there...I've never considered putting funny captions on them!'

'The contest brought in only twenty two wrappers...'

'Fairy friday.'

I must say, that's the most pathetic bar promotion I've ever seen. Tuesdays! Wet Socks Contest!

The Pope admiring the Sistine Chapel: 'It needs a caption.'

'On the contrary, if trouble breaks out we stand a much better chance if we split up.'

Thanksgiving Smackdown

"Here we e-go, here we e-go, here we e-go!"

He's having a caption contest.

'You'd never get me up in one of those things!'

Entering New York City - Take your medication now.

Foolish cartoon character! Now I, the caption, shall have control of the comic panel! Hahahahahahahahaha!

'I must say, that's the most pathetic bar promotion I've ever seen.'

'Wow, Doris-look at THAT nagging fodder!!!'

Angel Wins Publisher's Clearing House

Knobbly knees champion

"Yes! I love having staring contests with you!!"

I'm sorry you have an empty word balloon today, Al. I didn

"Turn it around to catch its good side."

''Captions don't lie, Phil' 'Think again, Muriel.''

'Hey! -- Maybe we could have a caption contest!'

World's tallest potato contest

Most experienced fishermen know better than to get involved in staring contests.

'Can I call you back, Sue? There seems to be something wrong with my caption.' (man at office desk)

"I love closed caption. I can watch the movie but feel like I've read the book!"

'Can you get me that productivity report?' 'Sure, let me finish this crossword first.'