Caption Contest Contender Gifts

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

The First Annual Game Show Week.

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

Freedom of Speech

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

"Caption contest"

"Morning, sir. We've received reports that you've been wielding an inappropriate attitude without a permit."

'This should soothe any hurt feelings.'

Loser's Podium.

"Having captions above makes me feel like I'm doing grand opera."

"I just think it would be a better painting if there were a short, humorous caption underneath."

The Power of the Pen

Redaction: The pen is mightier than the word

'Hmm, you might have something there...I've never considered putting funny captions on them!'

Lawyers Playing Tennis

The Pope admiring the Sistine Chapel: 'It needs a caption.'

'I'm doing a 'Win a Date with a Computer Geek' contest on my website.'

'We've won a free trip to the mountains.'

"You're still pulling back too hard on the bowstring"

'On the contrary, if trouble breaks out we stand a much better chance if we split up.'

'You'd never get me up in one of those things!'

Entering New York City - Take your medication now.

'Little more work needed on your braking Mr Smith!'

'...and an extra 200 points for naming the capital of Latvia.'

Foolish cartoon character! Now I, the caption, shall have control of the comic panel! Hahahahahahahahaha!

Banned!

"I don't worry about Harold putting the cap back on the toothpaste. He never takes it off!"

"This is all just some big caption contest to you, isn't it?"

'Think of this as an opportunity. All those great contests employees are ineligible to win...well, now you're eligible.'

I can't take your criticism any more - spoil you own dinner.

'Hey! -- Maybe we could have a caption contest!'