Caption Contest Fan Gifts

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

The Sculptor

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

'I win!'

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

'The employee who guesses closest to the correct number of beans in this jar will be awarded this year's annual pay increase! -Management, ATOZ Accountants

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

'Rhea of the Year.'

'This is our top negotiator's office.'

It had taken a team of engineers at IBM over a decade and had cost more than 50 million dollars, but that nigh, when Eat-Bot 4000 finally broke the record for hot dogs in an hour, it was all worth it.

"Having captions above makes me feel like I'm doing grand opera."

"Wow, fishing sure is fun. I can't believe I caught such a big fish my first time out."

"See. I told you they have Roomba Rodeos when we're gone."

'Jack's foursome gives out trophies at the end of the year...he came in fourth!'

"Foul!"

You are no longer in jeopardy.

"Ha!...I'd like to see the Jones' trying to beat our display this year!"

Scott finds Amundsen got to Pole first and cries

Too late they realized they'd awarded 1st place to a mop.

'Fairy friday.'

The Pope admiring the Sistine Chapel: 'It needs a caption.'

'Before I throw can you tell me if my feet are behind the line?'

'On the contrary, if trouble breaks out we stand a much better chance if we split up.'

'The thing I liked best about being an amateur is that the other guy was an amateur too!'

The Apprentice

Mind Your Valuable Grey Matter

'And we can count to eight. That's more than you can say for them.'

'It never fails... The race gets into the final stretch and the two leaders go negative.'

Foolish cartoon character! Now I, the caption, shall have control of the comic panel! Hahahahahahahahaha!

Winner of Horse jumping competition hit by loser

'I KNEW I shouldn't have come in today!'