Caption Contest Champion Gifts

'On the contrary, if trouble breaks out we stand a much better chance if we split up.'

Caption contest. After last year's 3,000 entries, we're doing it again! Visit Speedbump.com for info and send your entries to speedbumpcomic@comcast.net.

"It's o.k., come on out."

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

Happy Turkey Day!

Not much money, glory, or praise

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

"Any ideas? I'm terrible with cursive writing."

"Caption contest"

Tommy, Math quiz. It's one of his earliest pieces.

'You seem very confident this morning.'

"Billy is turning out to be quite the little artist."

Ideas Man

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

"We always encourage freethinking, as long as it stays within established boundaries."

"Having captions above makes me feel like I'm doing grand opera."

The Solution!

Annual Board Meeting Of The Center For Interpretive Dance.

"I just think it would be a better painting if there were a short, humorous caption underneath."

'You daft cow...I said I needed some company and was out for a duck!'

Knight of the sandcastle.

'Oh, and if a Farmer John calls, I'm not here.'

"Embrace the idea, Stevens, not the ideator."

'I like your ideas so much Farnsworth, that I've decided to take full credit for them.'

Inspiration Point

'I'm just not sure he fits in.'

"I've heard of junk in the trunk... But art in the cart?" "It's a great way to spread joy, my boy!"

'And the gold medal goes to...'

"They say to get over writer's block, you should write what you know about. So...I wrote about writer's block."

Wear your pens with pride

'Can you get me that productivity report?' 'Sure, let me finish this crossword first.'

"My favorite painting? That's like asking who's my favorite child. It's Michael."

'Hmm, you might have something there...I've never considered putting funny captions on them!'

'Listen, I know that nose was what made me famous, but it also led to me being typecast. I'm hoping this change helps me get more diverse roles.'