Caption Contest Champion Pillows

'On the contrary, if trouble breaks out we stand a much better chance if we split up.'

"It's o.k., come on out."

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

Happy Turkey Day!

Not much money, glory, or praise

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

"Any ideas? I'm terrible with cursive writing."

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

"Caption contest"

"Billy is turning out to be quite the little artist."

'You seem very confident this morning.'

Ideas Man

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

"We always encourage freethinking, as long as it stays within established boundaries."

"Having captions above makes me feel like I'm doing grand opera."

'Oh, and if a Farmer John calls, I'm not here.'

'You daft cow...I said I needed some company and was out for a duck!'

Knight of the sandcastle.

The Solution!

"I just think it would be a better painting if there were a short, humorous caption underneath."

'I like your ideas so much Farnsworth, that I've decided to take full credit for them.'

Inspiration Point

'I'm just not sure he fits in.'

'And the gold medal goes to...'

"I've heard of junk in the trunk... But art in the cart?" "It's a great way to spread joy, my boy!"

"They say to get over writer's block, you should write what you know about. So...I wrote about writer's block."

"My favorite painting? That's like asking who's my favorite child. It's Michael."

'Hmm, you might have something there...I've never considered putting funny captions on them!'

'Can you get me that productivity report?' 'Sure, let me finish this crossword first.'

'Listen, I know that nose was what made me famous, but it also led to me being typecast. I'm hoping this change helps me get more diverse roles.'

A Crossword puzzle.