Caption Curator Pillows

'Can I call you back, Sue? There seems to be something wrong with my caption.' (man at office desk)

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

TV-Man

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

"Caption contest"

'Dear Miss Etiquette, I'm never sure if I should say anything...'

"Things happen so fast. What's news when class starts is history when it ends."

Museum of Mediocre Art.

"I'd love to chat, Dave, but unless it's high-powered, high-quality, high-finance, high-tech chat, I just don't have the time."

"Sheesh, I did NOT say we have to redo everything! Just look at some swatches with me."

"Having captions above makes me feel like I'm doing grand opera."

"I just think it would be a better painting if there were a short, humorous caption underneath."

"My idea of an agreeable person is one who agrees with me."

The institute.

'Is the fire included?'

Nobody ever listens to what I say phobia.

'Hmm, you might have something there...I've never considered putting funny captions on them!'

'You are not landing on your dinner with those clean feet!'

'Oy! Zadie, I think we need a bigger house!'

'Over the years our company has acquired a face of its own.'

"It's an amazing coincidence, isn't it, that we all served on the same board of directors?"

On the Ice.

"Why should I talk to you? They're talking to you."

"She was an excellent model, but her mother simply couldn't learn to trust me."

"These things work better if you don't explain the plot."

Hike Difficulty 1. Instagram Worthiness 8.

The Pope admiring the Sistine Chapel: 'It needs a caption.'

"Well, they certainly have brightened things up around here!"

2020 vs. 2023

"They're all in fashion this time of year - just pick one!"

'You'd never get me up in one of those things!'

Entering New York City - Take your medication now.

Battery Hens.