Caption Creator Pillows

Entering New York City - Take your medication now.

"I just think it would be a better painting if there were a short, humorous caption underneath."

'Hey! -- Maybe we could have a caption contest!'

'Hmm, you might have something there...I've never considered putting funny captions on them!'

"Turn it around to catch its good side."

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

"Caption contest"

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

Creator's Block

Join the protest march, I'm lonely.

"Having captions above makes me feel like I'm doing grand opera."

"Quick - make something up, I've got a space to fill."

'The rot set in when I started doing these things in my own image - my early stuff was better.'

"There's nothing much happening tonight... so I'm going to just talk about myself!"

"I feel a term in congress generating headlines is a good practice for a future as a highly paid media provocateur."

'Is the fire included?'

Cartoon Crisis. . . Biden's already causing problems!

Dreaming of an angel.

'I'll publish it if you include a character obviously based on me.'

God's Writers Block

Cat Emojis

The Pope admiring the Sistine Chapel: 'It needs a caption.'

'On the contrary, if trouble breaks out we stand a much better chance if we split up.'

'You'd never get me up in one of those things!'

'This is my second Life alter ego Brian the Accountant.'

Foolish cartoon character! Now I, the caption, shall have control of the comic panel! Hahahahahahahahaha!

'I'll put these signs around our pond... Clever hey?'

"This is all just some big caption contest to you, isn't it?"

Woman over garden fence: 'I've invented some new gossip I'd like circulating.'

''Captions don't lie, Phil' 'Think again, Muriel.''

"Dang brother, that one lifted you right off the seat. Man, that's gotta hurt."

"Finished my vision board."