Comic Caption Creator Pillows

'You'd never get me up in one of those things!'

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

Caption contest. After last year's 3,000 entries, we're doing it again! Visit Speedbump.com for info and send your entries to speedbumpcomic@comcast.net.

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

"I'm gonna be a 'New Yorker' cartoonist. You're not supposed to understand it."

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

"Caption contest"

"Maybe I'm not the best choice to ask if your silly wife cartoons are funny!"

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

"These cartoons are insulting! I don't like it at all! I would never watch something that shows Latinos like this!"

"The self-portraits of Mexican artist Frida Kahlo were influenced by the great artists of her time."

Join the protest march, I'm lonely.

"Having captions above makes me feel like I'm doing grand opera."

"It's ok for you! My cartoonist just can't adapt to his new varifocals!!"

"I just think it would be a better painting if there were a short, humorous caption underneath."

"Don't mind me - finish the gag."

'We told you if you submitted one more desert island cartoon...'

'Is the fire included?'

'Hmm, you might have something there...I've never considered putting funny captions on them!'

Virtual chicken crossing the road.

"It's an amazing coincidence, isn't it, that we all served on the same board of directors?"

'No, we can never actually see the big cartoonist, but he's everywhere.'

Sunday Comics Studio. The writer is late! It's time for us to perform today's comic and we don't have a script yet! Here comes something new ... But I don't think its the script. It looks like a couple of football players. Thats all he came up with this week?! A football player knocking us over?! It's a bad case of "writer's block"! (This strip was published originally on October 21, 2012.)

Cartoon Crisis. . . Biden's already causing problems!

The Pope admiring the Sistine Chapel: 'It needs a caption.'

"I'm creating a web cartoon...but to be edgy, I'm making my characters really offensive."

"I showed Tia Carmen these really funny cartoons I drew...but she didn't laugh."

Tuesday Never Comes

"See? If my web cartoon insults people, the audience will respond! And an angry response is better than no response!"

"Yeah...it IS kinda like selling guns to crazy people, isn't it...?"

'Cartoonists!'