Comic Caption Creator Gifts

'You'd never get me up in one of those things!'

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

"I'm gonna be a 'New Yorker' cartoonist. You're not supposed to understand it."

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

"Caption contest"

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

"Maybe I'm not the best choice to ask if your silly wife cartoons are funny!"

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

"These cartoons are insulting! I don't like it at all! I would never watch something that shows Latinos like this!"

Join the protest march, I'm lonely.

"Having captions above makes me feel like I'm doing grand opera."

"Don't mind me - finish the gag."

"I just think it would be a better painting if there were a short, humorous caption underneath."

"It's ok for you! My cartoonist just can't adapt to his new varifocals!!"

'Is the fire included?'

Virtual chicken crossing the road.

'Hmm, you might have something there...I've never considered putting funny captions on them!'

'We told you if you submitted one more desert island cartoon...'

"It's an amazing coincidence, isn't it, that we all served on the same board of directors?"

Cartoon Crisis. . . Biden's already causing problems!

The Pope admiring the Sistine Chapel: 'It needs a caption.'

"Yeah...it IS kinda like selling guns to crazy people, isn't it...?"

"See? If my web cartoon insults people, the audience will respond! And an angry response is better than no response!"

"I showed Tia Carmen these really funny cartoons I drew...but she didn't laugh."

"I'm creating a web cartoon...but to be edgy, I'm making my characters really offensive."

Entering New York City - Take your medication now.