Web Comic Creator Gifts

"These cartoons are insulting! I don't like it at all! I would never watch something that shows Latinos like this!"

"I'm creating a web cartoon...but to be edgy, I'm making my characters really offensive."

"For your web cartoon, why not create an average, normal family? A family that reflects reality...like this!"

"See? If my web cartoon insults people, the audience will respond! And an angry response is better than no response!"

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"We only got six days of funding."

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"You've changed."

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

"I'm gonna be a 'New Yorker' cartoonist. You're not supposed to understand it."

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"No more cartooning, I'm afraid. You've got an irony deficiency."

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

'No, boss, this isn't a secret code. My spell check is broken and this is what my typing actually looks like.'

"That's just the end of the panel, girl."

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

"Maybe I'm not the best choice to ask if your silly wife cartoons are funny!"

"Dad, my web toon characters can't be normal! They have to be stereotyped crazies who are totally abnormal!"

"Call me selfish if you want, but I have no issue with spoiling the farmer's Christmas lunch: I'm out of here..."

Never give a cow a giant straw.

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