Web Comic Lover Gifts

"These cartoons are insulting! I don't like it at all! I would never watch something that shows Latinos like this!"

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

International Women's Day

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Billy. The Kid.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

No-Work Orange

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

"Have you been playing dice?"

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

The Food Chain

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

Window Treatment

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."