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"OK...is this character insulting?"

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

Grace For Flies

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

Billy. The Kid.

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Early photobombing

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Fish hunting for men.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"I sometimes think you're the only one who listens to me."

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

Atomic Bear: Part 22

The prying mantis,

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

Caption contest. After last year's 3,000 entries, we're doing it again! Visit Speedbump.com for info and send your entries to speedbumpcomic@comcast.net.

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

Atomic Bear: Part 21

Suffering from Cooties?

Tarzan of the Grapes.