Digital Comic Fan Gifts

"Since when did the 'Prove You're Not A Robot' test become the 'Prove You're Not A Dog' test?"

'Remember when your identity was stolen? I just bought it back on eBay.'

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

Grace For Flies

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"Look! No hands!"

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

Early photobombing

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Fish hunting for men.

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"I sometimes think you're the only one who listens to me."

Suffering from Cooties?

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

"Bless You."

Alien embryo growing in earth.

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

The prying mantis,

Super Heroes.

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'I swear by my spell checker. I have a mental block for spelling. Even 'Hooqued on Foniks' didn't help.'