Internet Comic Gifts

'He's our Spam expert!'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

The only time cats are known to laugh.

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

Jim Carrey,

John Cleese.

"Honey, our pop-up blocker stopped working again."

"These cartoons are insulting! I don't like it at all! I would never watch something that shows Latinos like this!"

"Heelllllooooooo, Roswell!!"

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

"After she ran that clip of me getting a bath,... I posted this one of her stepping out of the shower."

Spike Milligan

Blues for now.

"Come on guys, my jokes aren't that bad!"

Minutes Later The Course Of Comedy Would Be Changed Forever.

"Any kids here tonight? Oh, wait... I guess not...since I didn't see any on the menu."

Woody Allen

'What have I told you about laughing on purpose, Mother?'

Comedy course highlights fake nose

Alan Carr

E-commerce for shoplifters.

"Obviously, if I have to explain the joke, it's not funny anymore..."

"Thank you for participating in this poll, but because your answers do not coincide with your social media rantings, you're obviously lying."

Internet wedding - 'Apparently, you get a 40% discount if you marry on-line...'

A frat party at an online university

"How do you think that makes Gail feel, knowing her only dog is posting naked pictures of herself all over the internet?"

'I'm a Fringe performer.'

"I made that video while doped up on catnip. That's why I'm warning you to stay away from drugs."

I think that computer might be giving out a little too much heat... Energy efficient IT systems.

"It killed on social media yet you say it's horrible?" "Lousy is lousy."

Her Poo-Fu is strong!

Dawn French.

'One thing you can say about Joe, he knows when to stop!'

'You said he wasn't a dirty comedian. This guy is filthy!'