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Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Early photobombing

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

Suffering from Cooties?

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"I sometimes think you're the only one who listens to me."

Alien embryo growing in earth.

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'I swear by my spell checker. I have a mental block for spelling. Even 'Hooqued on Foniks' didn't help.'

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Naked Mole Rat

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

Batman O' War

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism. (Published originally on Feb. 11, 2011.)

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

Route 666

'No, no, no, Rapunzel. You hair, your hair! Not your bloody hare...'

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

Dog In Your Face Comics