Comic Dialogue Fan Gifts

"I caught him cheating with his young secretary. I suppose I should have suspected something...that was how I got him away from his first wife!"

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

Grace For Flies

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Early photobombing

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Fish hunting for men.

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

The prying mantis,

"I sometimes think you're the only one who listens to me."

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

Suffering from Cooties?

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

Alien embryo growing in earth.

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"Bless You."

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'I swear by my spell checker. I have a mental block for spelling. Even 'Hooqued on Foniks' didn't help.'

Exciting potato bugs.

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

"Amateurs."

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"