Witty Dialogue Fans Gifts

"Kids today are so blasé. Her first word was 'meh' instead of mommy."

'A cheeky red?'

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

'Talking of of big tops have you seen the new barmaid at the Green Dragon?'

'Mom can I have another apple?'

"Remember - you have sharp teeth and claws, but he has sarcasm."

Cold caller.

Heart To Heart

The Gilmore Girls

"What do you mean 'This affair is going nowhere'? This isn't nowhere."

When Stupid People Get an Idea

'Sure you always catch bigger fish than me. Your arms are a foot longer than mine.'

'Nobody goes there any more.' - 'It's too crowded.'

'How many husbands have I had? Do you mean excluding my own?'

"Is there a humorist in the house?"

"Your Honor, I would like the record to state that Mr. Katzman is a 'hostile witness'."

'The part I like best about sex is when I light a cigarette and say next.'

"Honest, D-D-Dad. My report card's 'in the cloud.'"

"Yes, mother, I'm recharging."

"Tom, we've started a little office pool on how long it'll take me to get your job. Want in?"

"O.K., your mouth may be clean but I'll bet your mind is filthy."

Edwina momentarily considered sarcasm. . .

'Sorry, I don't carry cash, I'm married!'

'You Honor, my client would like to change his plea to 'pretty please with sugar on it.''

'Today is. . . Tuesday! We are going. . . on a picnic. . . I am. . . an idiot.'

"He damaged a nerve when he pulled the thorn out. I'd have had a surefire malpractice suit if I hadn't eaten him."

"With the pretzels I recommend a hearty burgundy, with the goldfish a blanc de blancs."

Cylinder Head

"I wouldn't say that you're old, Dear, just way past your 'Best Before' date!"

'Not tonight, I have a headache,'