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Witty Dialogue Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone who appreciates witty dialogue? Explore our collection of products featuring clever, humorous, and sharp-tongued designs. From mugs to t-shirts, our witty dialogue gifts are perfect for sparking smiles and conversations. These items celebrate quick wit and humor, making them ideal for anyone who loves a good laugh and a bit of clever banter. Surprising your friends or family with something that tickles their funny bone has never been easier.
"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."
"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."
Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e
"I love it when your eyes blaze like that; you remind me of Moses."
"Darling, do you ever worry that we're becoming some sort of Merchant-Ivory production?"
"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."
Crow and fox
'I understand you know how to treat a woman.'
"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."
LEMONADE, 'Actually, I hate places like this.'
"Are we ‘still working’? No, we’re still eating. You, however, are ‘still working’—now get lost!"
Happy Hour 5-7. (Not really an hour, not really happy.) At last, truth in advertising.
Jokes machine.
The Algonquin Round Table
'Mom can I have another apple?'
"So, what is your star sign?"
"Tell her I'm exercising my twenty-first amendment rights."
Bat out of Hell
Heart To Heart
The Gilmore Girls
Cold caller.
When Stupid People Get an Idea
'The bar association barred me from going before the bar...So I came to a bar.'
"Virginia Woolf meets 'Car Talk.'"
'Sure you always catch bigger fish than me. Your arms are a foot longer than mine.'
'How many husbands have I had? Do you mean excluding my own?'
"Your Honor, I would like the record to state that Mr. Katzman is a 'hostile witness'."
'The part I like best about sex is when I light a cigarette and say next.'
Quizzo tonight! Win a tee shirt! Trivia is my middle name, but I have all the tee shirts I need. So, tell me something: Are there Quizzo groupies?
"Honest, D-D-Dad. My report card's 'in the cloud.'"
"Have you ever licked cream off a woman's body?"
"Tom, we've started a little office pool on how long it'll take me to get your job. Want in?"
"Try the fish. It's brain food"
Edwina momentarily considered sarcasm. . .
Witty Dialogue Gifts Collection
Witty Dialogue Mugs
Looking for more witty dialogue? Check out our mugs collection for clever sayings that add humor to every morning.
Witty Dialogue Pillows
Add humor to your living space with our witty dialogue pillows—funny, clever, and perfect for making a statement.
Witty Dialogue Prints
Decorate with humor! Our witty dialogue prints feature sharp, funny quotes that bring personality and laughter to any wall.
Witty Dialogue T-Shirts
Want to wear your wit? Explore our t-shirt range featuring hilarious and clever lines perfect for sparking smiles and laughs.