Witty Conversation Fan Gifts

'Yes, they are all my own teeth, it's my head that's false...'

'A cheeky red?'

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

"I love it when your eyes blaze like that; you remind me of Moses."

'I don't think of my skin as saggy...I think of it as relaxed-fit!'

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

"Darling, do you ever worry that we're becoming some sort of Merchant-Ivory production?"

Crow and fox

'I understand you know how to treat a woman.'

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

LEMONADE, 'Actually, I hate places like this.'

"Are we ‘still working’? No, we’re still eating. You, however, are ‘still working’—now get lost!"

Happy Hour 5-7. (Not really an hour, not really happy.) At last, truth in advertising.

Jokes machine.

'Talking of of big tops have you seen the new barmaid at the Green Dragon?'

The Algonquin Round Table

'Mom can I have another apple?'

"Tell her I'm exercising my twenty-first amendment rights."

The Gilmore Girls

Bat out of Hell

A lesson in wit

Bar Therapy

When Stupid People Get an Idea

Cold caller.

"So, what is your star sign?"

'The bar association barred me from going before the bar...So I came to a bar.'

"Remember - you have sharp teeth and claws, but he has sarcasm."

"Virginia Woolf meets 'Car Talk.'"

'Sure you always catch bigger fish than me. Your arms are a foot longer than mine.'

Quizzo tonight! Win a tee shirt! Trivia is my middle name, but I have all the tee shirts I need. So, tell me something: Are there Quizzo groupies?