Caption Creators Gifts

"Caption contest"

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

Creator's Block

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

"The first three chapters read like they were written by some guy on a couch."

Join the protest march, I'm lonely.

"Having captions above makes me feel like I'm doing grand opera."

"I just think it would be a better painting if there were a short, humorous caption underneath."

The national cartoonists' speech-bubble strike enters its 2nd week...

"Quick - make something up, I've got a space to fill."

'The rot set in when I started doing these things in my own image - my early stuff was better.'

'I want to be a weatherman or a pundit. They never have to be right all the time.'

'Is the fire included?'

'Hmm, you might have something there...I've never considered putting funny captions on them!'

Writers strike.

Cartoon Crisis. . . Biden's already causing problems!

God's Writers Block

The Pope admiring the Sistine Chapel: 'It needs a caption.'

"I showed Tia Carmen these really funny cartoons I drew...but she didn't laugh."

'On the contrary, if trouble breaks out we stand a much better chance if we split up.'

'You'd never get me up in one of those things!'

Entering New York City - Take your medication now.