Caption Creators Prints

"Caption contest"

Caption contest. After last year's 3,000 entries, we're doing it again! Visit Speedbump.com for info and send your entries to speedbumpcomic@comcast.net.

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

"The self-portraits of Mexican artist Frida Kahlo were influenced by the great artists of her time."

Creator's Block

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Jackson Pollock's 'Computer Splatter.'

Phoebe Mary Waller-Bridge caricature

"The first three chapters read like they were written by some guy on a couch."

Join the protest march, I'm lonely.

"Having captions above makes me feel like I'm doing grand opera."

I can't decide if I want my blog to be G-rated or X-rated. On the one hand, "blog" is just a four-letter word. But on the other hand, cleanliness is next to blogginess. ?

My Youtube channel's taking off. Mine too, little buddy. You have a Youtube channel? Of course, it's got 12.8 million subscribers. I accompanies my best-selling MANuals book series. I post a video per day. There's "Pickup Artist Mondays," "Man-Grooming Tuesdays," "Relationship Escape-Artist Wednesdays" ... "Become an Alpha in Five Minutes Thursdays" ... "New Advances in Speedos Fridays," and "Using Quantum Physics and the Multiverse Theory to Explain Why that Lady She Caught You with was Actuall

The national cartoonists' speech-bubble strike enters its 2nd week...

"I just think it would be a better painting if there were a short, humorous caption underneath."

"Quick - make something up, I've got a space to fill."

'The rot set in when I started doing these things in my own image - my early stuff was better.'

'Hmm, you might have something there...I've never considered putting funny captions on them!'

'Is the fire included?'

'I want to be a weatherman or a pundit. They never have to be right all the time.'

I'm tired of being an alt-right internet superstar. It's way too much work now that I've got 48,000 subscribers to my Youtube channel. Since when do you have 48,000 subscribers? Since my debut video detailed how indigenous people from Foreignvania faked the moon landing by using teddy bears and special effects. I developed a unique following that's part racist, part conspiracy-enthusiast, part Photoshop user, and part Care Bear fanatic. Yeah ... I'm tired just listening to that. It's getting tou

Cartoon Crisis. . . Biden's already causing problems!

Writers strike.

God's Writers Block

The Pope admiring the Sistine Chapel: 'It needs a caption.'

He's having a caption contest.

"I showed Tia Carmen these really funny cartoons I drew...but she didn't laugh."

'On the contrary, if trouble breaks out we stand a much better chance if we split up.'

'You'd never get me up in one of those things!'