Caption Enthusiasts Gifts

The Pope admiring the Sistine Chapel: 'It needs a caption.'

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

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Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

Framed Lady

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

Diego Velasquez

"Here are today's leading factoids, and I'm Skip Shumaker, spoon-feeding them to you!"

"Caption contest"

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

'Let's get a kitty.'

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

The wedding party take selfies at a wedding

Michelangelo Buonarroti.

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

"My homework? It was super easy today. I drew a dragon and daddy did Math."

Phoebe Mary Waller-Bridge caricature

Join the protest march, I'm lonely.

"Having captions above makes me feel like I'm doing grand opera."

'Well, you're not Michaelangelo!'

"I just think it would be a better painting if there were a short, humorous caption underneath."

Ask Sadie. I am getting divorced and I moved to Vegas. Do you think that's a smart move? - Jim. *Actual reader letter. Jim, this is a great question. One I get all the time. You do? Really? Oh yes, people are always asking me for my advice after they've already done something. You're about to yell. What do you need me for if you've already moved, you !@#$ dillweed? She gives that answer all the time.

"Of course homeworking has lots of advantages."

Due to higher-than-usual caller volume, your wait-time is nine minutes. That's over an hour in wolverine minutes.

Self raising Lazarus.

Fake News for Fake People

'When I said, throw him out, I didn't mean it literally.'

'Curses! My eyes were closed.'

"I finished my act. Could you come over and give me a hand?"

'If you dislike the term divorce that much, then just think of it as downsizing the time you spend together.'