Caption Contest Fan T-Shirts

I'm sorry you have an empty word balloon today, Al. I didn

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

The Sculptor

'I win!'

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

'The employee who guesses closest to the correct number of beans in this jar will be awarded this year's annual pay increase! -Management, ATOZ Accountants

'Rhea of the Year.'

'This is our top negotiator's office.'

It had taken a team of engineers at IBM over a decade and had cost more than 50 million dollars, but that nigh, when Eat-Bot 4000 finally broke the record for hot dogs in an hour, it was all worth it.

"Having captions above makes me feel like I'm doing grand opera."

"Wow, fishing sure is fun. I can't believe I caught such a big fish my first time out."

"See. I told you they have Roomba Rodeos when we're gone."

'Jack's foursome gives out trophies at the end of the year...he came in fourth!'

"Foul!"

You are no longer in jeopardy.

"Ha!...I'd like to see the Jones' trying to beat our display this year!"

Scott finds Amundsen got to Pole first and cries

Too late they realized they'd awarded 1st place to a mop.

'Fairy friday.'

The Pope admiring the Sistine Chapel: 'It needs a caption.'

'Before I throw can you tell me if my feet are behind the line?'

'On the contrary, if trouble breaks out we stand a much better chance if we split up.'

He's having a caption contest.

The Apprentice

'The thing I liked best about being an amateur is that the other guy was an amateur too!'

Mind Your Valuable Grey Matter

'And we can count to eight. That's more than you can say for them.'

'It never fails... The race gets into the final stretch and the two leaders go negative.'

Foolish cartoon character! Now I, the caption, shall have control of the comic panel! Hahahahahahahahaha!

Rudy, you wanna know possible names for your generation? Huh? The L-Generation for loser, the C-generation for clueless or connected, J for jerk or W for whiners. These readers suggestions all have something in common. None of them won the contest to name Rudy's generation. Not that we're taunting the non-winners. C'mon, taunt the losers!! Winner to be named any day now.

I like spring okay, except for the mammoths shedding.

Redneck Wet T-shirt Contest

Winner of Horse jumping competition hit by loser