Caption Contest Enthusiast T-Shirts

"This is all just some big caption contest to you, isn't it?"

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

"Caption contest"

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

Join the protest march, I'm lonely.

"Having captions above makes me feel like I'm doing grand opera."

"I just think it would be a better painting if there were a short, humorous caption underneath."

'Hmm, you might have something there...I've never considered putting funny captions on them!'

'The contest brought in only twenty two wrappers...'

Tug the Toggle

'Fairy friday.'

The Pope admiring the Sistine Chapel: 'It needs a caption.'

'On the contrary, if trouble breaks out we stand a much better chance if we split up.'

Thanksgiving Smackdown

"Here we e-go, here we e-go, here we e-go!"

'You'd never get me up in one of those things!'

Entering New York City - Take your medication now.

Angel Wins Publisher's Clearing House

'Wow, Doris-look at THAT nagging fodder!!!'

Foolish cartoon character! Now I, the caption, shall have control of the comic panel! Hahahahahahahahaha!

Knobbly knees champion

'I must say, that's the most pathetic bar promotion I've ever seen.'

"Yes! I love having staring contests with you!!"

World's tallest potato contest

''Captions don't lie, Phil' 'Think again, Muriel.''

"Turn it around to catch its good side."

'Hey! -- Maybe we could have a caption contest!'

Most experienced fishermen know better than to get involved in staring contests.

'Can I call you back, Sue? There seems to be something wrong with my caption.' (man at office desk)

"I love closed caption. I can watch the movie but feel like I've read the book!"

'Can you get me that productivity report?' 'Sure, let me finish this crossword first.'

"...I'll bet his dad can beat your dad..."