Capitalism For Kids T-Shirts

Lemonade Inc.

'That's our mission statement.'

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

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"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company."

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

First Church of the Almighty Dollar.

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

"Most of what I want this year is listed on the Nasdaq."

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."

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Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

Big business is not evil

World Economics

"I've deregulated Arthur, but he still doesn't run very efficiently."

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

Made in China.

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

"I worked my way up from a goddamn steamboat - I am the American Dream."

"This is neither Heaven nor Hell. It's the private sector."

Fat happy businessman with a euro coin printed on his chest

Sign: Globo Corporation: A company on a journey to find its authentic self, guided by the traditional disciplines of Western Capitalism.

"Sir - it appears you and a few others have 98% of all the money that presently exists in America...nobody has the money to buy anything."

Move Ahead with Basel III!

I can't believe It!

Desk at the Horizon

'There's a no-nonsense quality about TJ that I admire.'

Dollar

"Watch these old guys- you can learn a lot."