Capitalism For Kids Gifts

Lemonade Inc.

'That's our mission statement.'

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

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"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company."

First Church of the Almighty Dollar.

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

"Most of what I want this year is listed on the Nasdaq."

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

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Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.

"I've deregulated Arthur, but he still doesn't run very efficiently."

Big business is not evil

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

World Economics

Made in China.

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

"I worked my way up from a goddamn steamboat - I am the American Dream."

"This is neither Heaven nor Hell. It's the private sector."

Fat happy businessman with a euro coin printed on his chest

Sign: Globo Corporation: A company on a journey to find its authentic self, guided by the traditional disciplines of Western Capitalism.

'I'm miserable... but only for competitive purposes.'

I can't believe It!

"Watch these old guys- you can learn a lot."

Dollar

'There's a no-nonsense quality about TJ that I admire.'

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'

Desk at the Horizon