Childhood Capitalist Gifts

Stuff Broken

SALE

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

'He had a meteoric rise to the top.'

Lemonade Inc.

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

'The school. My counselor told me to make the most of it...'

MUM! No one wanted to buy my cowpats

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

"So a play date next Tuesday, okay? Have your people call my people to set it up."

"Most of what I want this year is listed on the Nasdaq."

"I don't get an allowance. I get earnings per share."

Big business is not evil

"It would appear they worshipped the almighty dollar."

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

'Currently I've got lemonade, 7% CDs, Discount Brokerage and No Minimum Passbook Savings. I'm going to miss banking deregulation.'

'Catch any good mice lately?'

'There's a no-nonsense quality about TJ that I admire.'

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'

The Little Banker Bonus Pack

'I'm in for burglarizing a store, but I got a reduced sentence because I only stole sale items.'

"This gives me the inner fulfillment I could never achieve through dodgeball."

"You can take it with you down here - but no social conscience funds."

Amputee watches wealthy man who has a spare set of legs.

"I like your reading the financial pages junior. It shows you have an acquisitive mind."

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'Sorry, cash only -- we don't accept little brothers.'

So tell me, Junior.

Man sees stand with kittens with sign, 'Free or best offer'.

GDP

'Do you realise Jenkins, that I started this company without a penny to my name? Well, unless you count that measley couple of million my father left me. '

'The Rich Get Richer - The Poor Get Poorer'

bag of money as a bicep