Young Capitalist Gifts

"Most of what I want this year is listed on the Nasdaq."

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

"Want to play company officers and corporate raiders?"

"I like your reading the financial pages junior. It shows you have an acquisitive mind."

Robot Parts $5

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

Selling lemon latt�

'But Dad, all the other kids get a roth IRA as part of their allowance package.'

'He had a meteoric rise to the top.'

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Lemonade Inc.

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

A child runs an equity stand.

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

MUM! No one wanted to buy my cowpats

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

"I'll go to my room and do my homework, but I want time and a half."

"So much for password protected."

'I'm sorry, sir, but our happy hour doesn't start for another fifteen minutes.'

"Sales are up 38% since the name change."

'My piggy bank charged shaking fees.'

"We've made $7.50. Can we retire yet?"

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

'I'm going to teach you the value of a dollar invested.'

'I've crunched the numbers and you can afford to increase my allowance by 15.5%.'

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

"We've decided to diversify our funds on some candy!"

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

Warren Buffett as a child

"I don't get an allowance. I get earnings per share."

"Dad, if you give me a fiver, I'll explain the Lisbon Treaty to you."

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."