Canny Consumer Gifts

You Can Afford 8 Less Products Each Week

"Good For You / Bad For You"

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

But is it organic?

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"I shop, therefore I am."

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

They get into debt so fast these days...

'The U.S. has less than 5% of the world's population, but consumes 25% of its natural resources. Pretty outrageous, isn't it?'

'Are referees black with white stripes or white with black stripes?'

"Shoulda brought the weed."

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

"Your mom's not protesting sex and violence on TV...she's taking a stand against those early Christmas ads..."

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

ONE MORNING WHILE GETTING DRESSED,

The Climate Change Debate Explained

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

The economy doctor

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'

'These smart pills are overpriced!"

Horn of Plenty.

"Do you have anything with FOOD in it?"

'And it comes with an accompanying dictionary.'

An apple a day!