Canny Consumer Prints

You Can Afford 8 Less Products Each Week

"Good For You / Bad For You"

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

But is it organic?

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"I shop, therefore I am."

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

They get into debt so fast these days...

'The U.S. has less than 5% of the world's population, but consumes 25% of its natural resources. Pretty outrageous, isn't it?'

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

"Shoulda brought the weed."

"Your mom's not protesting sex and violence on TV...she's taking a stand against those early Christmas ads..."

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

ONE MORNING WHILE GETTING DRESSED,

The economy doctor

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'

'These smart pills are overpriced!"

Horn of Plenty.

"Do you have anything with FOOD in it?"

'And it comes with an accompanying dictionary.'

An apple a day!